was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
I enjoy the company of your penis
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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