Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
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the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
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For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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