I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
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I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
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Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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