bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
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I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
We left the knife in your bed.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
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Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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