So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Randomize
