She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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