new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
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She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
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Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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