Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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