so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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