you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
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i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
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He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
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