his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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