I need help removing her.
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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