I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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