whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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