I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
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this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
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I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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