Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
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We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
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CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Terrible idea I love it
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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