So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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