Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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