$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
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