So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
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it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
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Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
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