He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I fill condoms, not promises.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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