I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
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