Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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