no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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