How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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