i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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