One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
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i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
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Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
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