So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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