Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
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No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
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Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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