your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
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So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
We have started to decorate penises.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
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I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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