absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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