He disabled his match.com account in front of me
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
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You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
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After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize