I think my vagina is haunted
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
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He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
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time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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