is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
i jhust puked up my retainher.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
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I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
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dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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