9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
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