Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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