Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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