hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
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