I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
you guys were way drunker than both of me
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
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Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
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THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Who died my cat blue again?
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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