She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
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i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
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Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Randomize