what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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