But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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