They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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