So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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