you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
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sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
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Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
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