I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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