it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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