last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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