glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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