dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Alive.
So much puke
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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