All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Randomize
