is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
Randomize
