Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
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We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
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I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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