Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
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Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
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I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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