since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
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I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
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Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
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