We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
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Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
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