I think i sorta joined a cult last night
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
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I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
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fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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