Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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